cHris's definitions

Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.

Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.

by Chris May 13, 2005

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 2, 2005

Wedgie

When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!

by Chris December 27, 2003

Squamish

The Area Between Vancouver And Whistler That Has A Mcdonalds and that one guy

We Stopped At Squamish For A Burger On The Way To Whistler

by Chris October 25, 2004

Rossy

Anything involving angry sex/rape/destruction of property/euthenasia/mass genocide.

Hitler was in fact a Rossy.

by chris June 18, 2006