tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 02, 2004

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 20, 2003

wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.

Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.

by Chris November 26, 2004

Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 06, 2005

powder puff

A term used to describe a sissy. Someone who talks a lot of stuff but never backs it up because they can't.

"Man, I'll punch you in the face."

"Do it then."

"...."

"Man, you're a fuckin powder puff."

by Chris April 17, 2005