cHris's definitions

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Family-Style

In prison rape, to sodomise someone on their back with their legs spread - the missionary position.

None personally. Although one shouldn't be complacent.

by Chris November 22, 2004

majumbo

Majumbo was pracitced by African Tribes. A fire would be started and a group of people would ingage in sexual acts around it. Basically an orgy.

It smells like majumbo in here.
Your breath smells like majumbo.

by chris January 4, 2004

LEO

a big fat dildo ..l.....

leo stuck a leo in his girls butt

by chris May 13, 2005