c0mosellama's definitions

Ivka

the best girl of all girls. she is soooooooo beautiful, cute, good and understanding. tbh she is just too good for anyone really and i hope she gets all the happiness in the world because she deserves it and i love her sm <3

Everyone who sees Ivka: Who is that girl, she seems ethereal, is she a fairy?
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

no hay tu tio

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.

boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

glasses

if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses

gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Mathias

Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy you’re ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.

Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.

by c0mosellama July 26, 2018

como se llama

a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.

boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020