Definitions by c. dub

occulus reparo 

A magical spell which is used in the reparation of spectacles. This is the first spell performed by Hermione Granger in the popular Harry Potter books/movies.

Harry: "Fuck me Ron. I just broke my Goddamn glasses."
Ron: "Hang on a minute, and I'll go get that cooz Hermione."
Hermione: "Oh Harry. It looks like you broke your glasses. If I fix them, can I get bratwurst in my fun bucket."
Harry: "You bet your sweet ass."
Hermione: "OK. Here goes. Occulus reparo. See good as new. "

occulus reparo by C. Dub November 7, 2006

voltron

Voltron is one of the key, flagship shows that defined Anime as we know it today in America. It was a popular show back in the early to mid 1980's. One of the difinign characteristics of the show is that all of the individual lions could join together and create Voltron (the large form which was comprised of each individual lion). Today it has two meanings, and they are as follows:
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.

Dave: "I'm such a noob, I just don't know if I'll be able to finish today's crossword puzzle."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."

voltron by C. Dub November 7, 2006

bote 

This is an anagram for Bitch Of The Earth. BOTE is quite useful to describe anyone who fits said criteria.

Mike: "I hope Randolph doesn't ask me to read my report out loud. GOd, she's such a bote."

bote by C. Dub November 7, 2006

bitch mouth

A bitch mouth is any guy who who runs his mouth like a little bitch. This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). In short a male who is whiny and complains excessively. This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).

This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).

bitch mouth by C. Dub November 6, 2006

wibabjtd 

Literally, an anagram for "well I'll beat a baby jew to death". A horribly offensive anagram that isn't meant to be taken literally. Commonly used as an exclamation of surprise. This was orginally derived from a racist joke/prank.

Bob: "I just won the lottery."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."

wibabjtd by C. Dub November 6, 2006