Definitions by bumble dick

Dassember 

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

Dassember by bumble dick November 25, 2020

mumble booty 

any asshole who can't get the words out of their mouth; someone that has marbles in his or her mouth when speaking - usually about something really important.

That idiot Rob is a mumble booty. He can't get words out to save his life. What a fucking dumbass!

mumble booty by bumble dick June 13, 2011

ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010