jared: holy shit betty nice fucking painting that is inkcredible it looks like me as a stripper!!!
betty: thanks you look fabulous as a drag queen!!!
betty: thanks you look fabulous as a drag queen!!!
by bullshit meister November 08, 2017
jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible
Sara: that's terrible
by bullshit meister November 08, 2017
nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga
by bullshit meister November 06, 2017
a martial art involving telepathy
Jason: I have learnt well my master I see quenpo in its truest form, I must telepathically mindfuck hores named selena and then fuck them with my dick
an old Chinese guy: well done my son
an old Chinese guy: well done my son
by bullshit meister November 08, 2017
by bullshit meister November 08, 2017
by bullshit meister November 06, 2017
peter: hey Gregory did you tap dat gucci ass? because you better fucking not have it was 1 million dollars?!
Gregory: yah I tapped that.
Peter: fuck you!!!
Gregory: fuck you too!!!
Peter: im the only nigga dat gotta tap dat gucci ass!
Gregory: ok chill nigga I know its your gucci ass.
Gregory: yah I tapped that.
Peter: fuck you!!!
Gregory: fuck you too!!!
Peter: im the only nigga dat gotta tap dat gucci ass!
Gregory: ok chill nigga I know its your gucci ass.
by bullshit meister November 15, 2017