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jack white

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

by bryan18 September 1, 2005

roflberry pwncakes

Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.

Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.

*** gamer1 headshots gamer2 with p228***

gamer1: roflberry pwncakes

by bryan18 September 6, 2005

sweep picking

A guitar technique used for playing fast arpeggios. One note per string is fretted by the left hand, while the right hand sweeps down/up on the strings in one motion. More than one string cannot ring simultaneously or it will become a chord/whatever.

The difficult part of sweep picking lies within getting your left hand to fret the notes in sync with the right hand's sweeping.

Artists that commonly use sweep picking include Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and Alexi Laiho

by bryan18 September 20, 2005

high school

High school is pointless. If you want to make it in the world, you need an entrepreneurial spirit, not a report card.

All of these preppy straight-A kids are going to end up making ~$100,000/annual or less in the real world. They're going to have a $300,000 house with a white picket fence and a Chevy Suburban for their soccer mom wives to drive their intolerable kids to middle school in. They're going to spend the rest of their miserable lives going to work, coming home 9 hours later to their shitbag kids and nagging wife, getting drunk while watching ESPN and doing the same thing the next day.

Both my dad and my uncle fucked around in high school but are very well off from the stock exchange/business/real estate.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005