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by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
Get the gosh pit mug.A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
Get the fagnify mug.A 'Pitt maneuver' is when a female forces an unwilling/unwitting male to attend a romantic movie. These movies generally star some glamourous ,handsome dude like Brad Pitt. They are typically the kinds of movies that a male will avoid attending at any cost. This maneuver is similar in methodology to the police department's 'PIT' maneuver, whereby a police vehicle forces the apprehended vehicle's occupant into compliance against their will.
A: Hey man, missed you at the pool hall last night, what happened?
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
B: Ugh.....don't remind me about last night. The missus pulled a 'Pitt maneuver' on me and I ended up watching Sex in the City part 8. There's 3 hours of life I'll never get back....
by Bryan Gilbreath June 7, 2010
Get the Pitt maneuver mug.An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010
Get the fudge pact mug.A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the mikegrain headache mug.A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleague mug.Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008
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