Definitions by bryan gilbreath

pamnesia 

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.

T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.

pamnesia by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

broadigy 

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.

T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!

broadigy by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

bragedy 

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

bragedy by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

nymphomation 

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.

A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.

nymphomation by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009

stupor market 

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

stupor market by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

force of hobbit 

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

force of hobbit by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008

honda davidson 

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.

Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.

honda davidson by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007