bryan gilbreath's definitions

nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.

A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022

bostile

Hostility, in a work environment, when it is coming from a boss or superior.

Employee: Good morning sir!

Boss: Save your sappy greetings for your retard kin and get your sorry ass back to work!

Employee: Sorry sir, no need to get 'bostile'.

by Bryan Gilbreath May 28, 2011

bot rod

An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.

Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 17, 2007

Multi-flasking

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.

G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.

Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

saudi quattro

Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.

a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009