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Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.
Jimmy: Yes dear.
by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009
Get the refraining ordermug. A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009
Get the inaporkriatemug. A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleaguemug. A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the mikegrain headachemug. A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
Get the Enragement ringmug. Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.
a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the saudi quattromug. by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
Get the gosh pitmug.