Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 02, 2010
An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.
Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 14, 2007
Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.
A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009
A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
by Bryan Gilbreath October 01, 2009
Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 18, 2008
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 08, 2009
Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!
Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!
Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!
Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
by Bryan Gilbreath May 17, 2011