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fudge pact

An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!

B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010
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nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.
A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
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slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.
A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009
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gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.
Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!
by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
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crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
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mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.
A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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hug addict

A person that feels the need to hug anyone they encounter.
Joy realized, after hugging the police officer who was giving her a ticket, that she had become a 'hug addict'.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 5, 2011
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