bryan gilbreath's definitions

nymphomation

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.

A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009

bragic

Certain males innate ability to cause females to swoon.

T: Man, that guy is hitting on his fifth girl tonight.
B: That's nothing man. He got numbers from ten last night. He's just working his bragic.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

pamnesia

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.

T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

broadigy

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.

T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.

T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012