bareburger

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger

My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger

by brown eye October 12, 2004

Pirate key

To insert your four finger and middle finger into one's rectum ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.

Lubricant is optional

My wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before I give her my plank.

by Brown eye September 17, 2015