brooskitooski's definitions
Not wanting to shave or shower for a short time. This usually occurs during 3 day holidays, as well as particularly during short stints of inclement weather.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your Present's Day holiday? You were off for 3 days, right?
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
Get the Hygiene Hiatusmug. Big Milker Titties. Breasts that are very big, and are most likely filled with lots of breast milk. A tit lover's dream!
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you check out that new girl in chemistry class? She is HOT!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
by brooskitooski February 7, 2020
Get the BMTsmug. Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
by brooskitooski July 29, 2017
Get the Laurel & Heartymug. when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
Get the shitstillmug. An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.
Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
Get the Muddle Managementmug. Roger: Hey, Dave! How did your date with Lupe go last night? She's a Mexican, right?
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
by brooskitooski April 19, 2017
Get the MexiCUNTmug. Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
Get the SHAMpagnemug.