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toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.
Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
by brooskitooski September 11, 2010
Get the no-ply toilet papermug. As likened to a football widow (i.e. a woman that does not like watching football, while her husband loves watching it), these children also do not like football, and are often found reading a LOT during football season
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you go to Bryan's Superbowl party?
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
by brooskitooski February 5, 2020
Get the football orphanmug. SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
by brooskitooski November 22, 2009
Get the SCOFImug. No Beers Required. Good looking girls that don't need any consumption of alcohol to make them look better. The converse of a Five-Pinter.
by brooskitooski May 20, 2008
Get the NBRmug. These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.
Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
by brooskitooski August 9, 2025
Get the friendly fire foddermug. Said of a woman who may lack in one bodily attribute, but MAKES UP for it by having a better baodily attribute elsewhere.
Roger: Hey, Dave! What do you think of that new girl Sherri in history class?
Dave: She's OK. She is a make-up girl, though.
Roger: Make-up girl?
Dave: Yes. She does not have big tities, but does MAKE UP for it by having a nice ass. She's not like Denise in Chemistry class, who does not have a nice ass, but makes up for it by having lovely big tities.
Dave: She's OK. She is a make-up girl, though.
Roger: Make-up girl?
Dave: Yes. She does not have big tities, but does MAKE UP for it by having a nice ass. She's not like Denise in Chemistry class, who does not have a nice ass, but makes up for it by having lovely big tities.
by brooskitooski May 28, 2024
Get the Make-up girlmug. Within the Latin o community, there are certain individuals who are on their own time element, and are usually late to certain events. This can be a complete nuisance, particularly when a specific time event is scheduled (i.e. dinner party, wedding,, baby shower, etc.). Synonymous with being "fashionably late".
Roger: Where are Diego and Maria? I told them dinner would be at 7pm. It is 7:45 no~
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
by brooskitooski April 18, 2025
Get the Latino Standard Timemug.