moderate

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.

Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?

by Brian X July 04, 2003

gostak

One who distims doshes.

by Brian X June 21, 2003

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 01, 2003

Pole smoker

A person who prepares kielbasa. (Think about it...

Well, he was talking about some kind of sausage, and his last name is Pienkowski...

by Brian X July 05, 2003

psychic

A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.

by Brian X September 15, 2003

slut butts

Marlboro Lights. Apparently all too popular with the lesser grade of woman.

by Brian X August 25, 2003

Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

by Brian X July 01, 2003