brian's definitions

Hank

A ciggerette, or a tobacco product

Let's go outside and smoke a hank

by Brian December 10, 2003

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003

nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of F1 and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.

Nascar sucks all around compared to Formula 1

by Brian October 12, 2004

wokka wokka

Used to describe the sound of somebody being rammed from behind. Often used when somebody makes a reference to somebody "being on the jock" of a rapper.

wokka wokka jump off Eminem's dick saltine

by Brian August 8, 2004

10 by 10

The most outrageous cheeseburger available. For you eastcoast folk, this will word does not apply. Only us lucky western type are blessed with what we call "In 'n Out Burger". Part of the sacred "secret menu," this burger is not a meal, it's an event. A normal, hungry teenage boy could be satisfied with a double cheeseburger, but for the man with a real appetite, the 10 by 10 will be the only burger that would suffice. 10 patties, slabbed with 10 pieces of american processed cheese, this thing is a monster. It can't be eaten normally, unless you can unlock your jaw. Most people eat it on its side, and end up eating about 6 patties and cheese slices by themselves, like a steak. Only a true man can handle this 5000 calorie beast.

Last weekend Tim ate a 10 by 10 and puked up his small intestine.

by brian February 9, 2004

dellPod

A slang name for any of the mp3 players made by Dell. I have no doubt it is based on Apple's iPod, probably because of how similar it is in the sense that they're both great mp3 players.

I have a 1st generation dellPod 20. It kicks ass.

by brian June 27, 2005