bret maverick's definitions

dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

skeet meat

The targeted object in a circle jerk.

The collection of semen of a circle jerk.

Who's going to win the skeet meat after this is over?

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

skeetmeet

Term used for males meeting up to matsurbate as a group. Circle jerk.

"but I was the pivot man last time at the skeetmeet!"

by bret maverick October 18, 2018