jo spit

after u jo (jack off), the cum that comes out is now known as jo spit, cum, man juice, nutted

yo, i just put jo spit all on that bitches hair

by brent lindeman September 19, 2007

puppy chow

when you put chex in you hand, cum on them, then shove it in a person's mouth.

Justin Zych said he was going to snow angel me, so instead I puppy chowed him first.

by brent lindeman December 16, 2008

dirt face

a dirt face is when you shit on your hand and smear it all over a person's face.

Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, is a huge dick sucker who loves to be snow angled and puppy chowed all day.
Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, was talking shit the other day, so I snuck up behind him and gave him a huge dirt face from behind.

by brent lindeman December 29, 2008

jo

jack off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, plaing with yourself
PAST TENSE: joed

yo, i can't wait to go home jo!
PAST TENSE:
Man last night i joed!

by brent lindeman September 19, 2007