brent lindeman's definitions

jo spit

after u jo (jack off), the cum that comes out is now known as jo spit, cum, man juice, nutted

yo, i just put jo spit all on that bitches hair

by brent lindeman September 19, 2007

jo

jack off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, plaing with yourself
PAST TENSE: joed

yo, i can't wait to go home jo!
PAST TENSE:
Man last night i joed!

by brent lindeman September 19, 2007

puppy chow

when you put chex in you hand, cum on them, then shove it in a person's mouth.

Justin Zych said he was going to snow angel me, so instead I puppy chowed him first.

by brent lindeman December 16, 2008

dirt face

a dirt face is when you shit on your hand and smear it all over a person's face.

Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, is a huge dick sucker who loves to be snow angled and puppy chowed all day.
Justin Andrew Zych, from Plano, TX, was talking shit the other day, so I snuck up behind him and gave him a huge dirt face from behind.

by brent lindeman December 29, 2008