Definitions by bread infection

snoopet

the general knowledge that fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay.

Why did you do it for free? It's snoopet!

snoopet by bread infection January 2, 2006

sook

a long toenail that needs trimming. Not pronounced "oo" but more like a short "u".

Ralph has a sook, because when Ralph took off his shoe you could see that his sooks had worn a hole in his sock.

sook by bread infection January 2, 2006

straw dog 

a word that you interject anytime that you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.

I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.

straw dog by bread infection January 2, 2006

strom 

any piece of office furniture that has been walked on by a seagull.

Sam's Spot Suckers specializes in removing stains from stroms!

strom by bread infection January 2, 2006

subgenic

a person who thinks they're giving birth all the time.

The patient is subgenic.

subgenic by bread infection January 2, 2006

telepathetic 

to have misused telepathy.
a person who can not telepathise.

I did that telepatheticly.
He's such a telepathetic.

telepathetic by bread infection January 2, 2006

The Old 1-2 

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

The Old 1-2 by bread infection January 2, 2006