348 definitions by bread infection

log

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!

by bread infection November 29, 2009

blounce

the way really fat people walk. A combination between walking, bouncing, blobbing. The person doing it looks like they're falling down a steep hill

I'll just BLOUNCE over to the fridge to get my usual 76 packets of crisps, 428 slices of american cheese, 4 lb bucket of lard, 183 suspicious looking sasuages, and 382 pots of 99.999% lard pots of clotted cream. kristy edgerton does/says this

by bread infection October 22, 2005

kiknitsforlump

to kick a donkey in the balls and steal his wallet.

I'm gonna go kiknitsforlump that donkey.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

potsywackle

a chicken on crack. made up by the awesomely clever CRAZY PSYCHOPATH.

The potsywackle ran up and down the chicken coop screaming "get ur cock out of my noodle, do?"

by bread infection November 17, 2005

date

Australian word for "arse"

I'm gonna get my gun and stick it right up your date and blast your inners if you don't piss off.

by bread infection October 25, 2005

boryo

boring, gangster style.

This is boryo!

by bread infection November 21, 2009

tew

all the meanings of two, to and too combined, so you don't have to know which to use, but have to figure out what the person means, to understand them.

I have tew, tew.

by bread infection November 22, 2009