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8th

you dumbfucks, its always 3.5 grams and its like always $50, its an 8th of an ounce
Dave said he was gonna buy two dubs for $40, but I told him to save up $10 more and buy an 8th.
by brandon May 13, 2005
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put on blast

The act of exposing someone's personal information, which would rather be kept a secret.
She put him on blast when she revealed he had VD.
by Brandon November 21, 2003
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Cana Butter

Cana butter is butter that has gone through a prosses that extracts the THC in marijuana. By extracting the THC in marijuana you can do much more with it then just put it in Brownies. Instead of trying to put actual leafs in your brownies that will get stuck in your teeth you can cook with it.
Damn, pass that cana butter and start up that oven.
by Brandon September 7, 2004
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deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench
Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.
by brandon October 1, 2004
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dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.
Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon
by Brandon December 24, 2004
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liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.
by brandon May 1, 2004
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whhaerrre

a vagina thats shaped like a plate.
Man, that's one big whhaerrre!
by Brandon April 14, 2004
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