brachiosaurusbricklack's definitions

Iraqibottleneck

Sex position where your girl is riding you but it hurts so you smash a bottle on her neck

Bro this bitch almost snapped my dick so I pulled out the good ol’ iraqibottleneck

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

banjobienaberjeeber

An Arab man who plays the banjo and practices martial arts

this dudes a fucking banjobienaberjeeber no way thats insane

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

zoingbonker

A person who says “chat gpt” as “chat gbd”

I cant with this zoingbonker, they are so annoying

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Cockooning

When a man tries to wrap himself around you post-hookup like a clingy emotional burrito because he "felt a connection."

I let him hit once and now hes cockooning me. He said I'm his muse.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Gripnosis

A psychological state where he becomes mentally enslaved by the tightness of your coochie and starts changing his behavior like he’s under a spell.

He started reading poetry and deleted all his hoes. Gripnosis hit hard.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

dipplemonger

A doppleganger however the person is completely different but they have the same exact nipples as you

When you take bros shirt off and find out your dipplemongers

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025