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delco minute

A delco minute is the term used for the period of time from January 10th-February 1st every calendar year in Delaware County. In contrast to the popular term new york minute, a delco minute lasts much longer than a minute; for some, it seems to last a lifetime. The delco minute is the time period each winter when 8th graders throughout Delaware County are faced with the difficult choice of deciding which high school in the county to attend. For some, family finances dictate a need for public school. But for many other young people throughout the county, they must decide before the end of a delco minute whether or not to disgrace themselves by enrolling at an inter-ac school the next fall, or going the pure route of a Catholic Education. The delco minute ends when parents submit a deposit to a local private school, or fill out the paper work for public school. the months leading up to a delco minute can be very stressful for some; St. Joseph's Prep has become increasingly selective in recent years, and now rejects most applicants. This means that some kids are forced after January 10th to consider enrolling at inferior schools, such as Malvern Prep or Monsignor Bonner. When a student who could not get into the The Prep enrolls at Malvern, he is subsequently termed a J Crew Catholic.

It is January 10th, and I have received all my high school acceptance letters. The delco minute has formally begun, now I have to spend the rest of the month determining if I want to wear an inter-ac tuxedo or a delco tuxedo for the next four years. Since I am a Hohenzollern fascist, I think I will enroll at the Haverford School and try to get plowed in the ass for the next four years.

by boss hamilton October 24, 2011

511 montgo ave slag show

A 511 montgo ave slag show is a Merion Mercy student that routinely grinds, touches, kisses on the check, kisses on the hand, kisses on the forehead, kisses on the nose, kisses on the lips, french kisses, blows, poses for a facebook picture with, hugs, holds, humps, screws, bumps, shtups, engages in coitus, or copulates with a student from La Salle or an InterAc school (read: The Haverford School).

Yeah dude, she is a total 511 montgo ave slag show, c'mon, didn't you see her getting with Vance, only a couple of minutes after posing for a facebook picture with All InterAc lax stud, James 'Chip' Barrington?

by boss hamilton October 26, 2011

Leave Ohara Out of It

Phrase used in certain parts of Delaware county to combat cognitive dissonance. Typically used in retaliation when facts are laid out that combat elements of an individuals masculinity or self identity. For example, a St. Eugene’s kid that feels uncomfortable about going to Ohara instead of Bonner for any number of reasons might tell his friend - rather than saying “fuck off danny” - “leave ohara out of it Danny.”

My parents both voted for Biden and are members at overbrook country club , that’s our issue. But leave ohara out of it you pussy.

by boss hamilton August 6, 2022