A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.
(pl. chitlens)
(pl. chitlens)
Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
by Bonehead July 23, 2021
by bonehead November 17, 2004
The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
by Bonehead September 08, 2021
Get the snapping the carrot mug.
A semi-erection.
by Bonehead December 16, 2003
A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.
“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
by Bonehead September 04, 2021