20 definitions by bonehead

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by bonehead April 8, 2003

flick licker

cunnlingus

johnny's a flick licker

by bonehead April 8, 2003

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by bonehead April 8, 2003

FtUC

(F)uck (T)he (Ü)ber (C)lans

Man the FtUC assault squad is good...

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus

by bonehead September 4, 2021

Half a husky

A semi-erection.

Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.

by bonehead December 16, 2003