Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era
The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.
The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.
1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
John: He's on the flight deck.
Joe: I've wondered where he's been.
2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)
Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!
Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).
Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!
Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.
Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"
(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.
by bolillo loco December 28, 2009
Get the Flight Deck mug.1: Shit Man Damn (interjection)
Used to express a strong feeling of surprise, annoyance, or pleasure.
2: Shit Man Damn (noun)
Used to convey that something is a striking success.
3: Shit Man Damn (transitive verb)
Used to denote excitement, approval, or admiration of.
Used to express a strong feeling of surprise, annoyance, or pleasure.
2: Shit Man Damn (noun)
Used to convey that something is a striking success.
3: Shit Man Damn (transitive verb)
Used to denote excitement, approval, or admiration of.
1: Upon seeing his best friend walk into the bar, Chris exclaimed, "Well Shit Man Damn!"
2: Joe: Did you get the job John? John: Shit Man Damn!
3: When I saw how big her fun bags were and how tiny her waiste was, I was Shit Man Damned!
2: Joe: Did you get the job John? John: Shit Man Damn!
3: When I saw how big her fun bags were and how tiny her waiste was, I was Shit Man Damned!
by bolillo loco December 26, 2009
Get the Shit Man Damn mug.Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Saddlebag Titties mug.Main Entry: Miss Tubby Tubby
Function: Noun
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
Function: Noun
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
*Note, Tubby's lines will be written phonectically in bubonics.
1. Tubby: Dayhum why boy, yo shur got a nice ass
white boy: (no words, he just gives a quizzical stare.)
Tubby: Whahsh yo naymuh why boy?
White boy: Mike
Tubby: Oh Missa Mike yaw shaw are cute. You can call me Miss Tubby Tubby.
Whiteboy: (Thinks to self, hum, so they really do exist!)
2. White man riding with Tyrone:
white man: What the fuck is that? It's too short to be sasquatch!
Tyrone: Dat's Miss Tubby Tubby.
White boy: I've heard about those things, and man, they're as nasty as they say!
Tyrone: Yea, but she sho can fuck!
3. Tubby Tubby math.
Professor: When solving for X, what's the answer to the following equation? C2H5OH(X*Whiteboy) + 9 months = Miss Zubby Zubby (hint C2H5OH is alcohol in common language)
Student: X=Miss Tubby Tubby
1. Tubby: Dayhum why boy, yo shur got a nice ass
white boy: (no words, he just gives a quizzical stare.)
Tubby: Whahsh yo naymuh why boy?
White boy: Mike
Tubby: Oh Missa Mike yaw shaw are cute. You can call me Miss Tubby Tubby.
Whiteboy: (Thinks to self, hum, so they really do exist!)
2. White man riding with Tyrone:
white man: What the fuck is that? It's too short to be sasquatch!
Tyrone: Dat's Miss Tubby Tubby.
White boy: I've heard about those things, and man, they're as nasty as they say!
Tyrone: Yea, but she sho can fuck!
3. Tubby Tubby math.
Professor: When solving for X, what's the answer to the following equation? C2H5OH(X*Whiteboy) + 9 months = Miss Zubby Zubby (hint C2H5OH is alcohol in common language)
Student: X=Miss Tubby Tubby
by bolillo loco December 29, 2009
Get the Miss Tubby Tubby mug.Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Big Country Titties mug.Main Entry: Marine Boot
Function: To make salts angry because FNGs have two left feet.
:Hazing done to boot Marines by old salts. Impossible orders are barked at boot Marines instructing said boot to turn two on a task that they have no idea how to accomplish. The old salts extract a sick pleasure out of this because they've all gone through it. Sadly, it's not understood by the public and frowned upon, but the old salts have full empathy for said boots. The salts are doing it not only to break the monotony of a dull period, but to also make the boot a better Marine. It's much like weaning a baby off the bottle. It's not cruel, it's done so as to speed the baby's progress along. It's now time to eat hard food!
Function: To make salts angry because FNGs have two left feet.
:Hazing done to boot Marines by old salts. Impossible orders are barked at boot Marines instructing said boot to turn two on a task that they have no idea how to accomplish. The old salts extract a sick pleasure out of this because they've all gone through it. Sadly, it's not understood by the public and frowned upon, but the old salts have full empathy for said boots. The salts are doing it not only to break the monotony of a dull period, but to also make the boot a better Marine. It's much like weaning a baby off the bottle. It's not cruel, it's done so as to speed the baby's progress along. It's now time to eat hard food!
Sgt. Salt: Hey boot, get up to FDC and get me a box of Grid Squares! Quick!
Boot marine: Aye Aye Sir!
Sgt. Salt: Boot get back here
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sir!
Sgt. Salt: I work for a living boot. I'm a Sgt. Don't ever call me sir again!
Boot Marine: Aye Aye sss... Aye Aye Sgt.!
Sgt. Salt: Boot, get up to TVM, and get some radial road wheels for the gun.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, take this bowl of salad up to the Motor poll. It's Q 5/10s turn to feed the Gama Goat.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
One minute later, laughter errupts from the bays of Motor T.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, get up to TVM and tell them that you need the key to the firing lock.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
Later in field whilst laying the gun, Sgt. Salt instructs Boot Marine to grab the aiming posts so they can lay the gun. Boot Marine refuses thinking it's another game, so Sgt. Salt tells L/Cpl. Somewhat Salty to take the Boot Marine's place. Upon seeing that it wasn't a joke, Boot Marine Feels like he's left down his battery.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, it's ok, now get over there cause we need a T, R, double E as well.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
And so on, and so on until Boot Marine becomes embittered at the world and wants to kill everything he sees!
Boot marine: Aye Aye Sir!
Sgt. Salt: Boot get back here
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sir!
Sgt. Salt: I work for a living boot. I'm a Sgt. Don't ever call me sir again!
Boot Marine: Aye Aye sss... Aye Aye Sgt.!
Sgt. Salt: Boot, get up to TVM, and get some radial road wheels for the gun.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, take this bowl of salad up to the Motor poll. It's Q 5/10s turn to feed the Gama Goat.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
One minute later, laughter errupts from the bays of Motor T.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, get up to TVM and tell them that you need the key to the firing lock.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
Later in field whilst laying the gun, Sgt. Salt instructs Boot Marine to grab the aiming posts so they can lay the gun. Boot Marine refuses thinking it's another game, so Sgt. Salt tells L/Cpl. Somewhat Salty to take the Boot Marine's place. Upon seeing that it wasn't a joke, Boot Marine Feels like he's left down his battery.
Sgt. Salt: Boot, it's ok, now get over there cause we need a T, R, double E as well.
Boot Marine: Aye Aye Sgt.!
And so on, and so on until Boot Marine becomes embittered at the world and wants to kill everything he sees!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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