boggler's definitions

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

Saint Louis Sake

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?

"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"

by boggler February 1, 2019

The Stupor Bowl

(n). Any big, important game (the Super Bowl, Cotton Bowl, or other championship game), marred by bad calls, which forces the watcher to not care about the outcome and get extremely drunk, because the game is either fixed, or compromised by horrific refereeing.

I was really watching a great game with the Saints versus the Rams. However, it turned into The Stupor Bowl, when the officiating got out of hand and the game became lopsided. So, I knocked back a six pack, and said, "Fuck it".

by boggler February 1, 2019

Toyota Corroded

(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.

for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.

by boggler January 28, 2019

Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.

Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.

by boggler January 28, 2019

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016