Definitions by bobthened

9gag 

A website full of dumb teenagers who are so desperate that they will bombard anyone whose profile picture appears to be of a female with thousands of cringy desperate attempts to flirt.

N.B. one hundred per cent of those attempts are failures.

9gag User 1: *says literally anything*
9gag User 2: I like your pic
9gag User 3: are you a grill
9gag User 4: ur cute

9gag User 5: pls be my gf
9gag User 6: ur pretty
9gag User ∞: I like ur eyes
Normie: *laughs at how pathetically desperate these losers are*

9gag by bobthened August 5, 2018

splatypus 

when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it's bill.

Did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?

splatypus by bobthened January 4, 2017

pansexuality 

The same as Bisexuality.
Used by bisexual people who are SJWs and want attention.

person 1 "Did you hear Jane is pansexual?"
person 2 "Don't you mean bisexual, pansexuality is not a real thing"
person 1 "I know right! She is only saying it to get attention"

pansexuality by bobthened September 1, 2016