3 definitions by bobthened

9gag

A website full of dumb teenagers who are so desperate that they will bombard anyone whose profile picture appears to be of a female with thousands of cringy desperate attempts to flirt.

N.B. one hundred per cent of those attempts are failures.

9gag User 1: *says literally anything*
9gag User 2: I like your pic
9gag User 3: are you a grill
9gag User 4: ur cute

9gag User 5: pls be my gf
9gag User 6: ur pretty
9gag User ∞: I like ur eyes
Normie: *laughs at how pathetically desperate these losers are*

by bobthened August 5, 2018

pansexuality

The same as Bisexuality.
Used by bisexual people who are SJWs and want attention.

person 1 "Did you hear Jane is pansexual?"
person 2 "Don't you mean bisexual, pansexuality is not a real thing"
person 1 "I know right! She is only saying it to get attention"

by bobthened September 1, 2016

splatypus

when a platypus is dropped 20 stories onto it's bill.

Did you see that splatypus on the pavement yesterday?

by bobthened January 4, 2017