balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

back-up shits

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

nipple icing

when you completely cover a nipple and areola with a thick load of cum

I gave your sister a nice nipple icing last night,then your mom licked it off and the bitch snowballed me

by bobbyt June 18, 2006