schmo

An idiot who doesn't know whats going on.

You know what, im not some schmo here.

by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

by Bobby De Niro November 02, 2004

Defcon

Underground convention in Las Vegas where hackers and programmers go to exchange their toys.

Geek 1: Yo, I got the Back Orifice program at Defcon!
Geek 2: Sweet! lets go hack some nubs!

by Bobby De Niro April 26, 2005

flat ass

An ass that is flat,noncurvaceous. Common among Asians.

Look at that flat ass! There's no meat in there!

by Bobby De Niro January 11, 2006

jamster

Most retarded commercials ever in the history of television.

The annoying ass frog shall forever haunt me in my dreams.

by Bobby De Niro January 20, 2005

canker sore

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.

canker sores suck.....

by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

RAT

Remote Access Trojan.
It's worse then a virus, trojan, and worm. It's called the Black Orifice created by the Cult of the Dead Cow. You can find out if you have this by searching for ".RAT" using advanced search options on your computer. If you have it, your screwed because now you don't have your computer...your borrowing it.

Say hi to the hacker that's watching you that gave you the RAT.

by Bobby De Niro August 05, 2004