Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 02, 2005

bidi

A cigarette with such flavors such as chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, etc.

Orignally from India. Bidis are now found in the US attracting minors everywhere.

by Bobby July 02, 2004

fwns

abbreviation for "fucking owns"
Meaning: Total domination or ownage.

Also see wordfwned/word.

Urbandictionary.com fwns!

by Bobby October 20, 2003

MY TURN!

N. When walking with friends, and having a soda or drink in your hand, you say "my turn" and throw it up in the air, in hoping that it will land on someone.

I threw the Dr. Pepper up in the air while screaming "MY TURN", and landed directly on mike. He took a shower in Dr. Pepper ;-)

by Bobby November 28, 2003

blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.

god, im so blaked.

by bobby April 29, 2004

fifty yard fake

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

by Bobby August 12, 2003

Bill O'Reilly

Another word for crap, turd, shit etc...

I stepped in some Bill O'Reilly.

Can someone help me get this Bill O'Reilly off of my shoe?

by Bobby January 08, 2005