bobby's definitions

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

orange chicken

(n.),(v.),(adj.) or-inj chick-in
A phrase used when one cannot remember a certain word or phrase.

1. So um...do you want to go to the...ORANGE CHICKEN!

2. I can't really say that I've orange chickened before.

3. Have you ever eaten that stuff they call... orange chicken? (Hah, that's funny. Orange chicken is food, too.)

by Bobby June 20, 2004

chop

a portuguese person

All the chops went to the Portuguese restaurant for dinner

by bobby June 6, 2004

scapegoat

One of Louis' false accounts.

Made to piss of people off.

Also an idiot.

by Bobby June 4, 2004

sexy decoy

1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.

Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."

by Bobby June 2, 2004

schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

by bobby May 25, 2004

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004