bobby's definitions

Bizzle Fizzle

Snoopified, Bobbyfied, Blackified word for what gay dudes do at night. That's right poophole screwage.

Pookie and Juju bizzle fizzled last night in the bathtub

by Bobby December 11, 2003

cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003

hot momma

do in a minute

ian`s mom

by bobby December 15, 2003

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004

neekacheeka

ugly ass whore who has a lot of hair and eveybody hates except for a russian girl

neeka lin

by bobby June 28, 2003

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005