bobby's definitions

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Pooper

A nice ass. Badunkadunk. Fanny.

That girl has the nicest pooper ive ever seen.

by Bobby March 30, 2005

Nay

A baby that has been anally discharged prematurely.

Sally nayed and couldn't shit for a week.

by Bobby March 26, 2005

stiffy

something Lee gets when he sees glen

lee cracks a fat when he sees glen

by bobby March 15, 2005

failed state

Countries with a corrupt government, a falling economy, and a growing poverty rate.

Countries such as Haiti, Afghanistan, Liberia, Congo, Burma, Bosnia, and Tajikistan are good examples of failed states.

by Bobby February 25, 2005

marrano

Very Cool, Hansome Chap, Gets Most Of The Lady's
Coming From The Italian Word Mareno

Attractive Young Man

by Bobby January 30, 2005

pusher man

An urban drug dealer

Your local crackhead.

by Bobby January 29, 2005