bobby's definitions

calaluca

Fucking asshole who should kill herself she has ugly bruises on her legs and is skinny and loves taking huge tree branches up her butt. She is probually one of the most unattractive women ive ever seen.

ugly bruised dog slut who wishes she could suck jeff hannons penis but even he has moral and wouldnt let that creature slob on his knob.

by bobby April 20, 2005

st. pierre bomb

This word is quite common in Boston, I have also heard it in South Eastern Ohio.

The definition I would say is slightly different than what is listed. Normally the person denying the source of the St. Pierre Bomb is someone other than the one who took the dump.

It is usually the bomber's good friend, spouse etc.

Nobody will ever fess up to that st. pierre bomb

by Bobby April 16, 2005

Sick Dip

n: Anything amazing that comes unexpectedly, whether it is class getting cancelled, a new keg shows up at a party, or an abundance of hot girls appear at a bar (Chicago).

(also pronounced SEOCK DEOP)

I thought she wanted nothing to do with me, but then she asked me upstairs. SICK DIP.

by Bobby April 14, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Perceptor

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

by Bobby April 10, 2005

Bethie

the most wonderful and beautiful person i know, who i love very much.

Bobby loved bethie so much, he couldn't express it.

by Bobby April 5, 2005

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005