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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 4, 2004
mugGet the scuffermug.

Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.
I gave your mom a mud pie.
by Bob February 20, 2005
mugGet the Mud Piemug.

zorch

one who sucks out farts
that guys sucking a fart of that person's ass, he's such a zorch
by Bob November 25, 2003
mugGet the zorchmug.

four-eyed-fuck

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.
"You are a four-eyed-fuck".
by Bob January 13, 2007
mugGet the four-eyed-fuckmug.

nu metal

A made up genre from people you just cant except that slipknot and mudvayne are metal.
fag 1:You idiot thats not nu metal! Its nu grincore metal. fag 2: NO its thrash nu grindcore metal.
Just leave it as metal from no on cause basically its all the same
by bob February 27, 2005
mugGet the nu metalmug.

low

WHOOPP!! HEY LETS GO STREAKIN!!!

naw man, give it some time,
im still low...
by bob March 5, 2004
mugGet the lowmug.

suncat

Circa 1996 from Newport News, VA. Bob came upon the idea of modifying a mafia theme. Instead of a horse head in someones bed, a dead cat would be left in a metal box to decay in the sun, the metal would heat the corpse increasing the rate of decay (and magnify the stench). This "suncat" could then be left for an unsuspecting person in lieu of payment for an offense or disrespect.
Nick's girlfriend cheated on him, then broke up; Nick took her pet and left her a suncat a few days later. "That'll show her," Nick said.
by Bob September 18, 2004
mugGet the suncatmug.

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