tv

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Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

by bob April 01, 2005

blunga dunga

when something bad has hAPPNED TO YOU OR SOMEONE.

ive just lost my job you would say blunga dunga

by bob May 13, 2005

blow chunks

To spew hairy chunks on the floor

I blew chunks

by Bob August 19, 2003

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

Philippe

French origin-
1. Usually under the influence
2. Very social but timid when it comes to girls.

That philippe boy is so crazy, but he never talks to girls he likes!

by Bob July 12, 2006

Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

by bob February 18, 2005

spunkalicious

sumthin that tastes like semen, but also a slang word for 'sexy'

tim reidy's mum is spunkalicious!

by bob December 17, 2003