To indulge in anal sex.
"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"
Descriptive of an item that is pungently flavoured with cheese.
"By 'eck Ma, these Wotsits are as cheesy as a rapper's cock!"
"I'll have the deep-pan Hawaian please Waitress, with extra pineapple and more cheese than a rapper's cock."
(a) Descriptive of a sexy girl of diminutive proportions who (1) would look extremely attractive in a "school uniform/jailbait" situation and (2) looks like they might be up for it. (similar to a laptop
or a throwabout
(b) To "crack one off" while contemplating the above. Named after an early Channel 4 program designed to appeal to paedophiles in which under-12s dressed up and performed pop songs.
Please note: A Minipop should not be confused with a "Krankywank" which is something quite different and totally unacceptable.
(A) "Did you see that Lisa Rogers slutting about on the Big Breakfast? Talk about a minipop!"
(B) Watching Britney's "One More Time" video always caused Gervaise to squeeze off a minipop.
As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
One who pluffs uncontrollably.
"I say! Whats happened in here?"
"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"
Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging
. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."