Reach For The Sky

"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.

"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"

by boatbutter March 10, 2007

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Minstrel's Bane

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.

Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.

by boatbutter March 09, 2007