monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 09, 2021

asswipe

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days

by bluebear April 08, 2020

take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

by bluebear April 09, 2020

motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

by bluebear May 17, 2020

cussing like a sailor

cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively

my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her

by bluebear January 04, 2021

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022

trumpsucker

trumpsucker one who sucks up to donald trump no matter what he does and gives him praise for everything he has done

my old buddy is a trumpsucker he praises donald trump for everything he does

by bluebear April 08, 2021