what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 09, 2021

asswipe

asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days

by bluebear April 08, 2020

dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty

my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig

by bluebear August 16, 2025

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022

motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

by bluebear May 17, 2020