130 definitions by blthrskt

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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by blthrskt October 24, 2005
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U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...
I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..
by blthrskt April 30, 2009
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say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting
by blthrskt November 4, 2005
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ruse
trickery of the mind
trickery of the soul mind

a trick, a stratagm, crafty
fake
(rooze or roose, like loose)
a person can be called a "ruse"
They just ruse up the bus,
they just ruse up the joint!!!
It's a ruse world!!!!

They put ruse people like informants on the bus to tail the suspect. Can't detect who is the ruse but you have some suspicion that it is a "ruse" bus...
by blthrskt April 29, 2009
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after sex smoke...
when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch
After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...
by blthrskt December 3, 2008
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up his ass
up her ass
meaning someone who is always on another persons case, like always together but even closer together, like 2 buddies hanging out, but one sayz y r u up my ass so much, or y r u up her ass so much...see get off my dick
invadeing one's space to much
being stuck together like glue, u might think of anal sex, but not this time...
i like being up everyones ass, but i hate when everyone is up my ass....
poparatzis r always up my ass...
my mother is always up my ass about homework...
girl: my bf is up my ass so much i bleed everytime he's up there!!!
by blthrskt December 19, 2005
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When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
by blthrskt August 28, 2005
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