bloopy's definitions

The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.

The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!

by Bloopy October 1, 2005

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

Cold War

The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.

Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.

Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.

by Bloopy April 18, 2017

the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).

Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.

Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005