blessure grave's definitions

Hossture

The posture of a hoss while partying.

Bartender: What's up with your friend dude, he's like anti-gravity slumped over.

Patron: Oh that's just his normal hossture.

Bartender: Impresive...

by blessure grave April 22, 2010

Unload a brew

To relieve oneself of a recently enjoyed alcoholic beverage. Unloading a brew can occur anywhere in an any setting, from a designated location, to an alley, to worse...

Partygoer1: Dude, the line for the port-o-potties is over 10 minutes!
Partygoer2 : Let's just go over there in those trees and unload a brew real quick!
Partygoer1: Word.....

by blessure grave May 29, 2010

Missouri Boat Ride

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

by blessure grave April 25, 2010

hossification

To become a hoss, specifically, to occupy more space as one becomes older. Characterized by a general thickening and/or shortening of the neck along with general physique ballooning. Accelerated by red meat, beer and too much maxing and relaxing. Hossification may be noticed at: high school reunions, family gatherings, annual meetings or any event that brings you into contact with people who you have not seen in awhile.

Note: Hossification does not necessarily entail merely getting fat

Dude did you see Doug at the bar? He has really hossified recently. Two more years and I'd say his hossification is complete.

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

icing the cake

When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.

Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory

When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"

by blessure grave February 25, 2010

Cliffhanger

Noun; The annoying last part of a dump that just won't let go.

Joey won't duece it unless he has an entire roll of toilet paper because he predicts an epic cliffhanger.

by Blessure grave March 6, 2010

Stoney Bologna

To mean well, but nonetheless habitually engage in various lies, inaccuracies, and half truths surrounding simple answers to low stakes questions. All of this behavior is predomintly driven by the primacy of THC in the life of the offender, coupled with this is a punk rock sensibility. In other words, they are totally roasted....

I understand you need a clear itinerary sir, but one thing you need to know is that Ryan is rather the Stoney Bologna, and this means you could have a much more memorable and free experience, since he has no regard for rules and will
Allow your vacation to create itself in real time like becoming it's own beast!

by Blessure grave March 17, 2010