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Why can't I own a Canadian?

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one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
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whomst'dn't've 

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The opposite of whomst'd've, no one talks about it for some reason.
Teacher: Whomst'dn't've is the opposite of whomst'd've
Student: ok but how the fuck do i file my taxes
whomst'dn't've by bit125 February 26, 2022
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az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p

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When you type the keyboard column by column, but you do the lower half before the upper half.
i typed az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p
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Blue Ball, PA 

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Town in Pennsylvania
my grandma lives in Blue Ball, PA
Blue Ball, PA by bit125 February 25, 2022
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qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp 

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when you go across the keyboard left to right column by column repeating every 2 columns twice
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qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp 

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when you go across the keyboard left to right repeating every two rows twice
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0987654321234567890poiuytrewqwertyuioplkjhgfdsasdfghjklmnbvcxzxcvbnm 

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When you're bored enough in class that you start spamming random patterns on your keyboard. this one involves pressing the keys (or swiping if you're fancy enough) from right to left and back to the right, in every row, including the numbers.
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