Definitions by bit125

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

Why can't I own a Canadian? by bit125 March 6, 2022

whomst'dn't've 

The opposite of whomst'd've, no one talks about it for some reason.

Teacher: Whomst'dn't've is the opposite of whomst'd've
Student: ok but how the fuck do i file my taxes

whomst'dn't've by bit125 February 26, 2022

az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p

When you type the keyboard column by column, but you do the lower half before the upper half.

i typed az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p

az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p by bit125 February 26, 2022

Blue Ball, PA 

Town in Pennsylvania

my grandma lives in Blue Ball, PA

Blue Ball, PA by bit125 February 25, 2022

qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp 

when you go across the keyboard left to right column by column repeating every 2 columns twice

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qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp by bit125 February 25, 2022

qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp 

when you go across the keyboard left to right repeating every two rows twice

qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp

qazwsxqazwsxedcrfvedcrfvtgbyhntgbyhnujmikujmikolpolp by bit125 February 25, 2022

0987654321234567890poiuytrewqwertyuioplkjhgfdsasdfghjklmnbvcxzxcvbnm 

When you're bored enough in class that you start spamming random patterns on your keyboard. this one involves pressing the keys (or swiping if you're fancy enough) from right to left and back to the right, in every row, including the numbers.

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0987654321234567890poiuytrewqwertyuioplkjhgfdsasdfghjklmnbvcxzxcvbnm by bit125 November 2, 2021