An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers
Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.
Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
by binydeamon March 23, 2009
Get the Geritol Popper mug.A hardline, usually rightwing religious fanatic determined to subvert democratic freedom and replace a constitutional republic with a government controlled by their particular religion. History has shown that theofascist states are guilty of the worst human rights abuses and warmongering. The last attempt at theofascism in America was the failed experiment in Plymouth Bay Colony.
Pat Robertson and the late Dr. James Kennedy are prime examples of persons openly declaring that our democracy must be replaced by a theofascist dictatorship that matches their world view.
Iran's current president is not just insane, he is a theofascist.
The greatest danger to freedom worldwide since WW2 is not Communism, it is theofascism
Iran's current president is not just insane, he is a theofascist.
The greatest danger to freedom worldwide since WW2 is not Communism, it is theofascism
by binydeamon February 24, 2009
Get the theofascist mug.A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..
Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.
Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
by binydeamon March 22, 2009
Get the Kincade Scale mug.As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
Get the pump and dump mug.Neo-Pharisee(Nee-oh-fair-uh-see)
Noun: A self-appointed, and self-righteous moralist of the fundamentallist variety. Known for demanding the world live up to their narrow world view as interpreted by Holy Scripture. Can be found in all religeons and it seems their only fun is making sure they deny fun to everyone else.
Almost always hypocritical as in do as I say, not as I do.
Noun: A self-appointed, and self-righteous moralist of the fundamentallist variety. Known for demanding the world live up to their narrow world view as interpreted by Holy Scripture. Can be found in all religeons and it seems their only fun is making sure they deny fun to everyone else.
Almost always hypocritical as in do as I say, not as I do.
Today's televangelists are Neo-Pharisees.
Pat Robertson is a Neo-Pharisee.
Neo-Pharisees are more concerned with the letter of the law as opposed to the spirit of the law.
Pat Robertson is a Neo-Pharisee.
Neo-Pharisees are more concerned with the letter of the law as opposed to the spirit of the law.
by binydeamon January 06, 2009
Get the Neo-Pharisee mug.the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German
In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.
Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?
On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?
On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
by binydeamon September 05, 2009
Get the Liberty Toast mug.An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL
OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!
Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it
Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it
by binydeamon October 24, 2009
Get the booger queen mug.