bill the cat's definitions

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

pilgrim

Someone who wants something for nothing.

Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.

by Bill the Cat April 21, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

The Good Ship Lollipop

Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.

Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

draftman's dream

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008