British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 06, 2008

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

swedish exit

To run away from battle.

When they got whupped by the Norwegian army the soldiers took the swedish exit.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

swallow

In espionage a swallow is a beautiful female operative used to seduce or entrap men with promises of sexual favors. The male equivalent is a raven.

During the cold war the Soviet K.G.B. typically used a swallow to seduce intelligent targets.

by Bill the Cat May 01, 2008

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

obergruppenführer

In the German Nazi SS an Obergruppenführer was a high ranking general. It also translates from German to mean "upper group leader". In general an orbergruppenführer is a despot boss who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The obergruppenführer boss at work made everybody work over the weekend.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008