bill the cat's definitions

greaseback

A greaser with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.

The greaseback left a stain on the chair.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

Barenaked Ladies

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

by bill the cat August 15, 2008