bill the cat's definitions

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

The Good Ship Lollipop

Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.

Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Barenaked Ladies

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

by bill the cat August 15, 2008

draftman's dream

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008