bill the cat's definitions

Dutch auction

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

c-word

The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.

My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Neidermeyer

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.

We fragged that Neidermeyer.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

f-word

The word "friend" and when a girlfriend ever utters it you are ultimately dumped.

My girlfriend said the f-word last might.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008