bill brasky's definitions

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005

whiskey dick

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on

"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."

by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005

mams

n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.

Wanda's mams make perfect airbags when I collapse on her chest after orgasm.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

crewba

A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).

Holy shit man, look at that crewba attack the food.

by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

Marshall Stack

A guitar amplifier stack that has been used quite extensively in rock music for a span of over 40 years. Although marshall stacks have been recently replaced by Mesa Boogie dual and triple rectifier stacks, Marshall stacks are still seen quite frequently in the rock scene and have definitely held up through the test of time.

The volume on our amps go up to 11. So they're louder.

Why didn't you just make 10 louder?

because... because these go to eleven...

by Bill Brasky February 6, 2005