bill brasky's definitions

whiskey dick

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on

"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."

by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005

mams

n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.

Wanda's mams make perfect airbags when I collapse on her chest after orgasm.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005

crewba

A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).

Holy shit man, look at that crewba attack the food.

by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005

Reds

Street-name for secanol--a barbituate/downer. Secanols are called reds because 1) it's easier to say than secanol when you're jaw is too numb to work and 2) the pills are lipstick-red.

We should all take a lesson from Jimi Hendrix--Never mix reds with whiskey and then choke on your own vomit.

by Bill Brasky December 16, 2004

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

Skater

A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.

"Man i wish i could hang out at grocery stores and smoke pot and skate like them"

by Bill Brasky May 13, 2005