bigbadmama's definitions

best fwends

What 12 year old Asian girls call their friends on Twitter.

AZNSaILoRmOoN12: I wuv mai best fwends. #retweet

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Dick Tracy

What to call yourself when you are tracing your own penis.

Your roommate, Trent: "Dude!!!! What in the fuck are you doing?!!? In MY room?!? Naked?!?! With MY markers and construction paper?!?!?"

You: "Shhhh...this is some Dick Tracy shit... calm down Trent."

by bigbadmama June 7, 2011

bit-choosy

How to cover up calling someone a bitch when they unexpectedly walk in on the conversation.

Trent is being a little bit-CHOOSY about what he wants to do tonight.

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Faith Book

Facebook for Christians... with lisps.

Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!

by bigbadmama October 14, 2011

dandy lions

A group of 2 or more gay lions.

Little boy: Mommy, look at the dandy lions!
Mom: No Coleman, he's just...err...umm.. scratching his friends back. (Nervously pulls son over to look at the monkeys instead)

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

3 eyes

Insult for someone wearing a monocle.

British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.

American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!

by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

Breast Stroke

Grazing the boob of a hot babe in a swimming pool

"That ain't the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!" - yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by.

by bigbadmama June 28, 2011