big boy man 's definitions

Kingdom Sharts

When you are playing Kingdom Hearts and you rip a thicc shart out your asshole. Most commonly used when you hit a juul right after you lose it.

*epic backlip* Bro i just copped the phattest Kingdom Sharts last night, thicc man

by big boy man February 7, 2019

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

Shaun Miller Challenge

The Shaun Miller challenge is where you scream “Shaun Miller please rape me” into your bathroom mirror 3 times. What comes next is you wake up with an aching asshole, broken mirror, and diarrhea all over.

Don’t do the Shaun Miller Challenge at 3AM

by big boy man June 15, 2021