big al's definitions

human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 2, 2003

BUFU

The art of the "butt fuck"

I just bufu'd Susie last night!!!

by Big Al September 15, 2003

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 5, 2003

doodoo hole

The cornhole, or as it's more commonly known, the Booty Hole

I just jackhammered Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole, and it was amazing!!!!

by Big Al November 3, 2003

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005