Definitions by big al

keys 

Freestyle rap.

"dont mess, when i spit, ill beat you down with my keys"

keys by Big AL April 5, 2004

gancing 

Derived from the adj. gay & verb.dance. A ritual dance performed in public by two metro sexual men to mock the pairing of two females or two gay men or two lesbians dancing together.

Those guys are gancing on the dance floor.

gancing by Big Al March 9, 2004

flurp 

To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.

She smiled and then gave me a flurp.

flurp by Big Al February 24, 2004

auto kakke 

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

auto kakke by Big Al February 24, 2004

Manto 

Potential female partners who usually congregate around pubs and clubs.

From the slang Mantovani (fanny)

John returned from the toilet and overheard a guy saying "Check out the manto in bar tonight!"

Manto by Big Al January 6, 2004

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003

freaky bitch 

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

freaky bitch by big al December 9, 2003