Definitions by better than youuuuuu

bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

bastard by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

meanie 

someone who:

- annoys you for their enjoyment
- enjoys the suffering of others
- bullies
- teases
- insults
- physically abuses you
- your older/younger brother/sister
- your stepmom/dad
- king.

king is a meanie, he called me a ho'

meanie by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

crush 

when you are infatuated with someone. it may be their looks, talent, or whatever, but it's usually fleeting and very shallow. people who have crushes usually tend to overlook any flaws or anything.

he thought he was in love with me but it was just a crush.

crush by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

maths 

the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.

who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell

maths by better than youuuuuu December 26, 2005