Definitions by bertram jennings

marriage 

permanent behavior modification program

The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.

marriage by bertram jennings November 2, 2012

Malibu Mudslide 

When you engage in anal sex on a beach.

I took my girlfriend to Ocean City for a Malibu Mudslide last night.

Malibu Mudslide by bertram jennings March 8, 2010