last call Lothario

A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.

Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007

jizzwizard

A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)

Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?

by benny b from the bronx August 16, 2007

barlot

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk

Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot

by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006

kamikaze eyes

The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight.

Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you sporting kamikaze eyes for that asshole?
Bruce Lee: Not applicable. I kicked the living shit out of him sober already.

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007

whiskey under the bridge

drunken misbehavior whose outrageousness has been diluted with time.

Jose Contreras: I know, I know, the last time we went to Fleet I embarassed the fuck out of myself..
Bruce Lee: No worries, that's whiskey under the bridge motherfucker.

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007

overcard

In poker, a card on the board higher than the pair that you have.

Bruce Lee: In a 10 person game, if there are two overcards on the flop and I have pocket 8's I'm gonna fold.
Jose Contreras: That's because youre a pussy bitch.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007