bender's definitions

turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

by Bender March 16, 2005

Planar

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"Jim Rose sure has a planar army featured at his sideshows!"

by bender November 19, 2002

Jigungo

overly and oddly huge; something of an enourmous size

dude, that fire was jigungo.

by Bender October 19, 2003

morsel

a delectable, young and tender POA, usually of asian descent, with a weight rarely exceeding 110 ellbeez.

dam, imagine the things that could be done with that little morsel!

i bet that morsel tastes like honey

by bender May 5, 2004

Slovak

to SLOwly fall into the VACuum of space.

Nobody even realizes our country exists anymore..

by bender February 22, 2003